My Favorite Products for Cleaning the Bathroom
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So you can make that never-ending chore a little easier.
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The greatest strength of America is that people want to live there
http://www.economist.com/world/unitedstates/displayStory.cfm?story_id=15108634
great article about why so many people still long to come to America's shores
http://www.economist.com/world/unitedstates/displayStory.cfm?story_id=15108634
The Words of a Sleep Talking Man
A woman's husband sleep-talks at night and she records the brilliance for the world. Here's the most recent entry:
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Jan 4 2010
"Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."
"Skipping to work makes everything better."
"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."
"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."
"Elephant trunks should be used for elephant things only. Nothing else."
"Lentils are evil. Pure fucking oozing evil. Take them away from me."
"My vision of hell is a lentil casserole."
"By the way, washing in rose water doesn't stop you smelling like a piece of shit."
"Avocados? You can shove them up your ass as well."
"Be happy happy happy happy." "Now fuck off and let me bask in the glory of being me."
Wife's note: Wow. This was a goldmine of a night. Eleven entries, a new record!
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