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9/13/2008


Pre-Game Coin Toss Makes Jacksonville Jaguars Realize Randomness Of Life

free Obama/Biden sticker

9/08/2008

http://pol.moveon.org/barackstickers/?id=-8930609-3ErK6Cx&rc=ads.adwords.ng.biden.txt15

Group Offers Jews $50,000 To Move To Alabama Town

Group Offers Jews $50,000 To Move To Alabama Town

and now for something completely different! how-to-grow-moss

http://www.the-artistic-garden.com/how-to-grow-moss.html

i have a shady yard here at the new trailer and i actually WANT to grow moss on purpose! so i found this link which is cool - even if you just want to put a terracotta pot in the shade and have it moss up

http://www.the-artistic-garden.com/how-to-grow-moss.html

of course im the granny



this is me rosie and louie on a friday night at the old compound....

cunningham muffins

rasbuuury! goosebuuury! bits of glaaaaaas muffins! this is the height of me thinking insanity is funny! i think it's funny! i think it's funny! no - no - i think - it's funny!

"are you gonna wear that?" so i gotta post one more kelly - what would jesus do - for 55 and older....

all i have to say is - undersized hats always work! 

"is that a tattoo? tattoos are from the devil - you're gonna march right up shits creek!"


"boys just want to get in your tutu! - they're gonna think ur a transvestite! u better cover it up missy - i dont wanna be on montel!"

all he had to say was he was shoes....


i like rabbits!

ps - who is the vampire girl?

What blog can you go to and have a conversation about both britney spears AND the national anthem of east germany?


hmmmmm? okay we went a bit historical, but my interests seem to be all over the place, after a few more drag queens and pop references i might decide to make a bunch of posts about religion - who knows! tune in later to see what i am up to :)


ps - yeah - it's me....

finally - to balance rightist totalitarianism with leftist totalitarianism - the national anthem of east Germany

I actually think this is quite pretty - though a few have told me it sounds awful....
"Auferstanden aus Ruinen" (German for "Risen from the Ruins") was the national anthem of East Germany (German Democratic Republic (GDR), German: Deutsche Demokratische Republik (DDR)) during its existence from 1949 to 1990.

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and - to get all the politically incorrect posts out of the way now - here are two youtube vids listed as "the anthem of the confederate south" -

which, if either, is correct?




or this one - which i thought was correct:


since we are on the absolute power kick - here is Hitler vs Queen - and no - not Elizabeth

clever editing i must say...

ok, on the monarchist subject - here is "Hitler's favorite Royal"

"Tradition is an argument used by Monarchists to justify keeping the monarchy, so here is a bit of that glorious tradition for you.
The story is about Charles Edward, Duke of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha but keep an eye out too for the Prince of Wales/King Edward VIII and his support for the Nazi's.
Also note Princess Alice trying to get the high ranking Nazi off the hook whilst the rest of the country were fighting and dying against them."
Part 1 below.
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZk-BE...
(Edited to a more youtube friendly length from the Channel4 documentary)


Monarchists of the year - 2008 prt 1 and 2

acknowledged - this is a very narrow subject of interest but i find it fascinating that so many young faces across Europe would prefer a monarchy to a simple republic. it may sound strange but i remember being stopped to be searched at the Canadian border between Quebec and New York State and being somewhat startled to see a portrait of Queen Elizabeth next to her "gracious proclamation" of autonomy for Canada. it's just something we forget all about here in the States.


part 1:
"Mitteleuropäische Monarchisten, monarchistische Studenten und Mitglieder von Traditionsregimentern versammeln sich in Wien nach dem Begräbnis Erzherzog Carl Ludwigs auf Einladung der SGA.
uncle matts probably imperfect translation (help anja or stephen k.! - care to translate, roughly, the rest of the text from the vids?):
"Middle-European Monarchists, monarchist students and their supporters from traditional ranks gather in Vienna for the afuneral of Carl Ludwig by the invitation of the SGA."


part 2:

rosie will like the funeral footage at the end of part two for the descendant and heir of the Habsburgs.




and a modern Russian monarchist - i appreciate his passion but maybe there is something a little over the top going on here? and why use a German song to glorify the tsar? well, actually - Catherine the great, tsarina Alexandra - oh - never mind - all the royal families of Europe were German really weren't they? anyone care to post a comment on what the original name of the English royal family of today was - before they became the Windsors?

why is this relevant? "WV: Highest Tooth Loss Rate in Nation?"


cuz last week i had a bicycle accident and two days later the tooth that got scrunched up in the accident but was at first just woobly finally fell out. so now i can make a great w.virginian impersonation :)

WV: Highest Tooth Loss Rate in Nation
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/27955649.html


i was ridin along on labor day on my bicycle (mountain bike sounds better right?) and some big tractor trailer came from behind and the wind and the noise scared me and i swerved and hit the curb and took a little flight over the handle bars. first two days after i couldn't really use my right arm and i had this wobbly tooth and a gash in my lip. well, the tooth fell out on Wednesday, i kept it - its on my shelf. the scraps are mostly gone from my face - G_d bless neosporin! and the gash in my lip is finally closing up - it turned out that what i was least worried about - my lip - is the last thing to be taken care of - i just kept opening the gash back up cause you know how you can't help it when there is a cut or something in your mouth - it's like a magnet for your tongue. impossible almost! but i think today it is sealed shut and just will need a couple more to reshape itself back to normal. :)

Well britney won best video last night at the VMAs for "you want a piece of me" - here it is - sort of, well, not...


i love his faces when he goes "uuuh, oh yeah!" - actually i think thats almost all i love about that vid - so on to the next...


i miss drag night at Bounce. poor Bounce...


same dude as above doin britney for america's got talent...


what do you want out of your life? - answer = shoes!

who wouldnt kill for a hubby like this?

what is it they are always saying?  "...all the good ones are taken or gay" right?


.. or u could say it's "the perfect personal ad" for a dude - which is what the site i found it on said...