u thot election night was nerve wracking: they were going to watch the finals of American Idol

maybe i was up in heaven and they said - ok, you be a girl. and i saw this video of teenaged girls and i said, um, i'd rather be a fag, are there any openings for that? and so i was saved from the following scene...

this has also been around about a week but maybe you didn't see it yet:

the setup: “It was a pajama party for the girls, and they were going to watch the finals of American Idol. The two singers in the final were David Cooker and David Archuleta. The girls were all fans of David A. They hoped he would win. You can imagine their disappointment when they learned that the other David had won!”